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Knock-Knock, I asked for the thousandth time.

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I slumped over my husband’s coffin and drunkenly sobbed, “I just wish I could see your face again.”

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Back when I was a shoe salesman, I was so good at my job that I once sold 40 pairs of Nikes in one day.

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Humans are the worst.

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The body crumpled instantly becoming a bloody pulpy mess as it flew through the windscreen of the car.

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There’s a smudge on the lens of one of the security cameras at my work that looks like a man sitting in a chair.

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One evening after work, I picked up a young woman hitchhiker, despite fears and skepticism of allowing a stranger in my car.

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Taking off my wedding ring to wash the dishes after dinner hasn’t been a problem until tonight when I accidentally knocked it into the garbage disposal.

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We asked our daughter how old she was, and she held up two fingers.

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The people answering my calls on the hotline have always been really helpful...

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Knock-Knock, I asked for the thousandth time.	48
I slumped over my husband’s coffin and drunkenly sobbed, “I just wish I could see your face again.”	48
Back when I was a shoe salesman, I was so good at my job that I once sold 40 pairs of Nikes in one day.	48
Humans are the worst.	48
The body crumpled instantly becoming a bloody pulpy mess as it flew through the windscreen of the car.	48
There’s a smudge on the lens of one of the security cameras at my work that looks like a man sitting in a chair.	48
One evening after work, I picked up a young woman hitchhiker, despite fears and skepticism of allowing a stranger in my car.	48
Taking off my wedding ring to wash the dishes after dinner hasn’t been a problem until tonight when I accidentally knocked it into the garbage disposal.	48
We asked our daughter how old she was, and she held up two fingers.	48
The people answering my calls on the hotline have always been really helpful...	48